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08.06.2025 16:39
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Then came..
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Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No go.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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